Wednesday, January 9, 2008

I Have Hit the Bacon Wall

Not a wall made of bacon. More of a metaphorical kind. If the wall was made of bacon, cooked bacon, that'd be a sweet wall to run into.

Anyway, I started off hot in 2008. New Year's Day -- bam! -- three pieces. Jan. 2 -- bam! -- eight delicious slices. However, it's been nearly a week since I've had my last piece. It's like that commercial where the guys are running on the beach, and the one guy flies past the other guy, only later on, the other guy catches and passes the guy who was sprinting. I think it's for mutual funds or gay sex. Perhaps both.

The moral here is that with mutual funds, bacon, and gay sex, you don't want to go too hard, too fast. I pledge to get a little more consistent with my bacon eating.

3 comments:

A Lover and a Fighter said...

But that still puts you right on track, no? A little bacon vacation is okay only because you seem to be a bacon camel- hoarding your slices and consuming them in large numbers as opposed to one per day, or whatever.

T. said...

the title of this post scared me for a second, as i fearwed you were giving up the swine skin. i'm relieved, man.

help settle a debate. is canadian bacon true bacon or is it just glorified ham hopping on the bacon bandwagon?

Lozo said...

alaaf -- what a delicacy! camel hump stuffed with ham!

t. -- we settled this already. it's not even close to bacon.