Tuesday, December 25, 2007

A Merry Bacony Christmas

It's Christmas morning. I should be ripping open all the stuff that Santa left me, but instead I am putting that on hold for a few minutes so I can share with you how I woke up this morning. At 09:14am I hear a little chime noise from my cell phone -- a photo! I grab my phone and look through my bleary eyes and see this:
This is my gift to you.
If only smell capable phones were more than a dream.

Merry Christmas,
From AP

Now that's what the Christmas spirit is all about!

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Bacon Secret: The New Post Secret

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These are actual e-mails from actual bacon eaters.

"I like to rub the uncooked bacon on my nipples, stomach and ass, because that's how my uncle did it when I was 12."

"I tell people I hate bacon, but deep down I love it because I hate Jews."

"Bacon killed my father. Not heart problems, but Douglas Bacon shot him in the back."

"When I make bacon for a woman in the morning, I always empty the condom into the pan first."

"I snort bacon bits."

"I wrap my penis in raw bacon and show it to people to tell them this is what happens when you don't circumcise your baby."

"I divorced my wife last year after I cheated on her with her sister. But the real reason was the sister knew how to cook bacon better."

"I make my bacon in the nude, and have the burn marks to prove it."

Thursday, December 13, 2007

New Poll

Not only is it new, it's also the first. Check out the poll on the top of the right nav. and you can voice your opinion on the debate that has been raging for centuries (or at least the past week or so). The results will probably change nothing, but vote anyway. Voting ends at the end of the day on January 5, 2008.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Bacon Challenge '08

Here we go ... a little blog to keep participants and fans of the Challenges Are Way Better Than Resolutions Challenge for 2008. The challenge for this year? 365 strips of bacon in 365 days (actually 366 days) -- it's The Bacon Challenge!
For those of you not good at math, that will mean slightly less than one piece of bacon a day for the entire year. You can do it however you want. One piece a day (with one day off) or 5 pieces at a time, 10 pieces at a time, a pound at a time, 365 in one day, whatever.
Feel free to join in the fun and if you'd like to be a blogger on this site just send and e-mail and we'll make it happen.
Get ready, it all begins January 1, 2008. After that ball drops in Times Square, it's on!